timeimmemorial:

Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century:

Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others
Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected;
Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it;
Refusing to set aside trivial preferences;
Neglecting development and refinement of the mind;
Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do.

— Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC  

(Source: lazyyogi)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

drifters-soul:

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?